The Most Ridiculous Rules Handed Down by a School

These rules are real, factual rules handed down by my school. They are ridiculous, and I have absolutely no idea what their significance is.

First, here are the OK rules.

All boys need to have hair that don't cover the eyes, the back of their neck, or their ears.
Okay, this one's in the handbook, so I'm cool with that.

All girls need to have their hair tied.
Yeah, that's a'ight too.

But then they go overboard...

Girls are NOT allowed to wear earrings.
Wait a sec! That ain't right, becasue here's what's written on the handbook...

"Earrings are acceptable on girls' earlobes only"
A bit contradicting, is it?

But there's more!

Students should wear the normal uniform (which is a polo and PJ-like pants) even on days when there's P.E. Students should change to their P.E when it's P.E class.
Whoa! What the heck? Is this right? Is this even legal?

Students should walk along the corridors with their HANDS OFF THE WALLS.
What's the matter? The walls sticky with super glue or somethin'?

Students should try to sing in tune when in Chapel Service.
Now what? We get detention if we don't sing it right?

Students should sit with hands near or on the floor during Chapel.
Oh okay. So if my feet are on the table, that's only a few feet off the ground so I'm assuming that's alright?

So you see, my school passes down weird rules. What's more is that sometimes they try and mess with our pockets too. So not only are they messing with my intelligence, the money gets affected too!

Oh well, what the heck... Guess I have no choice but to abide eh?